nekodads:

slothblogger:

nekodads:

vaginastorm:

nekodads:

i want to go on a bike ride but its 14000 degrees fahrenheit outside

uh i highly doubt that

that would make it hotter than

THE SUN

unless youre living in the suns core i doubt its that hot

get a life and quit lying on the internet for attention, ass

DONT fuckin argue with me.

you forgot a 0

you forgot a bleh bleh bluh pbbth pbthhtphb

cock-zero:

thinkofthegunstheysell:

time-lord-swag:

absentloversthings:

imvegasonfire:

absentloversthings:

apparently americans don’t have maltesers is that right omg r u guys ok???????

what are malteasers??

Seriously tho what are they

they’re almost the exact same as Whoppers (the candy, not the burger)

only-b-a-b-y-scars:

theblackship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

stuckinloveagain:

you-me-and-loki:

hopeinspiresme:

straight talent.

It’s an important skill.

you become a woman the day you learn to do this

Yup.

I AM WOMAN

it’s probably the skill I’m most fond of.

mind-my-insanity:

theresavulture0nmysh0ulder:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

airheadearthbender:

koala-infestation:

Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother

11 million omg

Let’s bring out the calculator

Wait…

GUYS GUYS

I GOT THIS.

If there is a point anything, I will take it upon myself to be that way.

So, do some of us need to have a threesome then?

haha ^^ reblogging just for the threesome comment

lmao my ribs are destroyed

awklicious:

because having cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself

thadoggfather:

follow me back or my mum will call your mum 

if I ever decide to jump off a building at least there will be a pile of fictional characters to break my fall